The Spoonbill Generator

Giants, in their tedious way [Roland]

Grow more boring every day. [fester]

Midgets, though, contrariwise [loaf]

Get more amusing every night. [fester]

Poems, following the same form, [Apsley]

Grow more appealing in a storm [fester]

Chickens, clucking in a yard [Beefy]

Lose interest when they swim in lard. [fester]

Mermaids from the briny deep [P]

Never doze while counting sheep [Beefy]