The Spoonbill Generator

Never mind the problem throat [Roland]

Get on the couch without your coat [Apsley]

But don't infect my nanny-goat [fester]

You hapless NHS nitwit! [Apsley]

Don't worry 'bout your severed leg [fester]

Just sit astride this rusty keg [Apsley]

We'll operate amidst the smeg [fester]

Of your disgusting semen-kit! [Apsley]

A heart attack? Don't give a jot [fester]

And cough it up, that bad blood-clot [Apsley]

We'll analyze this inner rot [Grayman]

You steaming little pile of shit! [Apsley]