Whistling Tortoises
A frond of bracken in the hair
Or furze behind the back
Will soon enliven any pair
Who sing the London Derrière
A frond in need's a frond indeed
And well in need of God's good speed
Or, yet indeed, of God's good weed
On that we can be all agreed
| Contributors: | Apsley, loaf, Roland, fester, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 10th July 2002. |