The Spoonbill Generator

Oh, why solicit further scorn [Roland]

You hapless gatherers of porn? [Apsley]

Your stale incitements graze the eye [Roland]

And make it not know where to lie [Apsley]

Your rhetoric, so limp and wan [Roland]

Is over soon as it began [fester]

The images that you put out [Apsley]

Engorge no teapot, tweak no spout [loaf]

Be strong, and turn off the machine [Beefy]

and keep your mind, and bedsheets clean. [Donc]