The Spoonbill Generator

The rain it raineth every day [Beefy]

And soaks poor Shakespeare every way [Apsley]

Descartes thought, therefore he was [Grayman]

And, with that thought, away did buzz [Apsley]

Don't go too far old Ockham said [Glider]

Cut straight down to the heart, instead [fester]

Poor Milton stood and waited long [Beefy]

Till Dryden dubbed him "Spencer's son" [fester]

If Kipling was a man, his son [Beefy]

Rudyard made an exceptionally good 'un [Karen]