Anniversary Epithets (if any)
August the eighth, Oh August the eighth
Often omitted, in error
From the calendars used by werewolf and wraith
And other exponents of terror
For the eight of the eighth has a terrible weight
As shewn in the songs of Tom Lehrer
Waterloo Bridge, Oh Waterloo Bridge
Haunted by Terry and Julie
Who should have been dunked in the Thames, in a fridge
For behaviour both rude and unruly
But when we approached them, they slunk off and hid
In a nauseous cloud of patchouli
| Contributors: | TG, Roland, P. |
| Poem finished: | 20th September 2002. |