Our Lissom Laureate
When you wish upon a stoat
Makes no difference what you vote
You show yourself to be a hoat
When this syllogism fails
Feed it, then, to hungry whales
Or trilobites, if all else fails
When procrastination calls
Paint the floor and mount the walls
And swallow several waterfalls
When you drown, remember this:
Judas was not all amiss
Although he gave a deadly kiss
| Contributors: | loaf, fester, Apsley, Roland, Beefy, P. |
| Poem finished: | 21st September 2002. |