The Spoonbill Generator

As fine a feast as man has known [Roland]

Was thrown away by me to-night [Apsley]

While retching down the telephone [loaf]

And listening to the album white [Apsley]

But who shall chafe or censor me [Roland]

Who live in a suburb leafy? [Apsley]

For though I'm beastly to the poor [P]

Unhelpful with the well-to-do [Roland]

Although I'm know as quite a boor [P]

I don't belong inside a zoo [Apsley]

But who shall charge or challenge me [Roland]

Who live in an arbour leafy? [Apsley]

I like to beat my servants well [fester]

And castigate them, ear to ear [Roland]

They know that I don't like the smell [fester]

Of folk pretending they're sincere [Roland]

But who shall curse or cuckold me [Beefy]

Who masquerade as 'Beefy'? [loaf]

I roundly curse each passer-by [fester]

Especially if dressed in black [P]

(They're in black, with asegai) [Apsley]

And every fifth one I attack [fester]

But who shall crown or conquer me [P]

Who rule the roost as 'Beefy'? [loaf]