Cedric the Waitress
A notorious threnody pleases
The minds of goat and gull
Mightily, yet with no apolomb
The denizens of Mull
(Who have their own Bomb)
And devotees of Jesus
For his potent divinity seizes
The schemes of thought so dull
That they merit not Old Tom
Should ennervate his skull
Or boil the intercom
And devotees of Jesus
To incinerate infidels' visas
Who stray on the road into Hull
Fleeing from the next pogrom
And dreading yet the lull
'til they fathom the CDRom
For devotees of Jesus
Contributors: | Apsley, Surlaw, Shipp. |
Poem finished: | 29th October 2002. |