A Virgin's Twelve Testicles
Such a vile winter! Warm in nooks
Frosty in the hinterland
As described in great books
Like "Alice in Winterland"
Foggy each morning, steaming breath
Misty in the Neatherlands
As described at great length
In brochures from Leatherland
Such a terse verse! Sharp in puns
Difficult to understand
As described, it harbingers
Of Doomdsay in Sunderland
Groggy at dawning, seeming death
Sleepy, still in wonderland,
As described in "Macbeth"
Foul deeds and underhand
Such a horrid bird! The penguin
Sauntering wildly about
You can't desribe its ponging
Upon its mother's breast
Frightful on rising, in the nest,
Admirably sanguine
In his nun-like attire
| Contributors: | Roland, E Greejius, Stacy Alexander, fester, P, dkb, Beefy, Grayman. |
| Poem finished: | 1st November 2002. |