Peeping Tomcat
To drill through the crust of The Hague
And fill the new hole with a plague
Appeals to the sort
Who regard as a sport
All actions whose purpose is vague
But although they are taken to task
It doesn't seem proper to ask
The Queen of the South
To pour in my mouth
A gallon of phlegm from a flask
And thus, when you query my ways
And find them as boorish as plays,
My only reply
Is to spit in your eye,
And wrap your proboscis in baize
If you dare, then, to stand to salute
In front of the rawest recruit
In this whole camp,
Be rid of the scamp
And order the Serjeant to shoot
Contributors: | Surlaw, Shipp, Apsley. |
Poem finished: | 6th November 2002. |