The Spoonbill Generator

A biscuit and a cup of tea [fester]

And life is at its apogee [Roland]

But coffee and a piece of cake [fester]

One might as well be at a wake [Roland]

A pint of ale and a pork pie [fester]

Hit me swiftly in the eye [Apsley]

But lager and a pickled egg [fester]

Adhere forever to the leg [loaf]

A staek and kidney pie and chips [fester]

The taste of nectar on one's lips [Roland]

A strawberry tart and clotted cream [P]

More ghastly than the grimmest dream [Roland]

Brown bread and butter, potted shrimps [fester]

Nirvana, in a single glimpse! [Roland]

Oatcakes spread with caviar [P]

Outweigh gruel's merits, yes, by far [Stacy Alexander]