The Spoonbill Generator

If ever I should leave you, it might as well be now [Beefy]

Whilst the kettle boils its sad refrain [Apsley]

And heap no further bullshit upon the sacred cow [loaf]

If ever I should strike you, it might as well be now [Stacy Alexander]

When you board that steaming westbound train [Apsley]

And blot the perspiration from your brow [Stacy Alexander]

If ever I'd forgive you, it might as well be now [Beefy]

My own perpetual durance, Shakespeare's restraint, [Stacy Alexander]

Will keep me safe from slitting the neck of our old sow [Apsley]

If ever we're to end this, it might as well be now [Beefy]

But how? [dkb]