The Spoonbill Generator

I ate my salad in a huff: [Apsley]

With nowhere else to go [Roland]

But round the corner to the bank, [Apsley]

Where I'll take my plank, you know. [fester]

I found another salad, [Carl Marks]

made of parsleyed reindeer's heads, [kidlacan]

I decided not to eat it, [Carl Marks]

Til they'd ripened green and red. [kidlacan]

I sought some tasty foodstuffs [Carl Marks]

That might my hunger soothe, [kidlacan]

I couldn't find a one, dear, [Carl Marks]

So can I just eat you? [kidlacan]