Matter, Not Marmite
Burnt his fez upon the pyre?
He said that? Then he's a liar!
Shaved his head, with an old spoon?
Another fib! He's a buffoon!
Caught his spleen, on a twig?
That's not true! The lying pig!
Danced with wolves in mid-day sun?
No he didn't! He's so dumb!
Went to work in his own shroud?
He's unemployed! Mendacious sprout!
Cut his leg off with his tongue?
That's enough! It's time he hung!
| Contributors: | Apsley, fester, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 26th November 2002. |