Cactus Mothering
The lawn was laid
Flowers bedded
When, from the sun,
Appeared the dreaded,
MIlking maid
Her eyes aglow,
I could not run!
The barn was locked,
She was wedded
The food was bolted
When a red head
Was dismayed
She couldn't go
And was jolted
The dread milk-maid
Them both shredded
When, like a Hun,
With double-headed
Sexual aid
Went to and fro
With evil hum!
The squire was shocked
But still headed
When, from the rear
A ball appeared
Burning unleaded
And him played,
like harped strings cord.
| Contributors: | Apsley, fester, Stacy Alexander, Carl Marks, Grayman, Anon., Beefy, star. |
| Poem finished: | 27th November 2002. |