Hertfordshire Joke
I add some lard to every bath-time mix
And slip downstairs before the clock strikes six.
I make some toast and slip upstairs to soak
And have a bath with my favorite bloke
And coated with the lard, we sit there dripping
A duo who looks rather ripping
Sing praise the Lard and pass the ammunition!
At least our body hair's in good condition.
Our bedclothes, too, are well coated in lard
I'll tell you more on my next Christmas card.
We grease the dog with lard to keep him supple
It's odd since we're a vegetarian couple.
We spread lard on the lawn and on our trees
On our roses and the mean bee's knees
So lard, in short, is just the very tonic
Love All Roy's Daughters is a suitable mnemonic
Contributors: | Apsley, dkb, Stacy Alexander, fester. |
Poem finished: | 28th November 2002. |