The Spoonbill Generator

She placed the diamond on her toe, [Stacy Alexander]

And asked me if I'd lick it [fester]

But I was bowing far too low [dkb]

It simply wasn't cricket [fester]

She placed the ruby on her ear, [Stacy Alexander]

And beckoned with a glance; [Apsley]

But I was going for a beer [fester]

And looked at her askance [Apsley]

She placed the sapphire on her knee [fester]

And showed me her right breast - [Apsley]

But I was eating cheddar cheese [fester]

And so I passed the test [Beefy]

She placed the opals on her thumbs [dkb]

And bade me stay awhile [Beefy]

But I, absorbed in tricky sums, [dkb]

Could not disguise my smile [Beefy]