Hugo's Goats
Hideous smells
From Tonbridge Wells
Can make your nose explode;
And then you'll wish you were a toad.
A toad, you see
From Bainbridge proper
who barfs and shits out a whole whopper
(is really quite improper!)
Mine exploded, one bright June,
That afternoon
I saw the world turn green
And then I wished I'd never been.
| Contributors: | Apsley, fester, dkb, Stacy Alexander, relbrooke. |
| Poem finished: | 29th November 2002. |