The Spoonbill Generator

Please sir, stand downwind from me. [Stacy Alexander]

Lest I swoon in the scent that appears [Apsley]

I'm all but on my knees in tears, [Stacy Alexander]

Because you smell just like rats' pee [fester]

Or something even worse, you see. [Stacy Alexander]

You had better change your shoes before winter [jon popoff]