My Liverpool Lament
Percival the scouse louse
Likes to take his tea
In the 6-yard box at Anfield
Rather him than me!
He's a perfect scally
Always thumping frogs
at Anfields frog thumping rally
He's faster than the dogs!
| Contributors: | keith c, Stacy Alexander, Grayman, Beefy, Apsley. |
| Poem finished: | 3rd January 2003. |