Squeeze the Glands Beyond Table Manners
There's nothing so original
As sticky toffee pud
Which any aboriginal
Can make from jarrah wood.
There's nothing so delectable
As puking in a jug
Like every unelectable
Clabber in a mug
There's nothing reprehensible
In curried kangaroo
Provided that you're sensible
And remember to spew
| Contributors: | Apsley, dkb, fester, Beefy, Stacy Alexander. |
| Poem finished: | 10th January 2003. |