The Spoonbill Generator

Why are men so damn complex? [katrina lee]

All that weeping after sex ... [loaf]

Why are women so appealing? [Beefy]

As they stare up at the ceiling... [kt]

Why are men so damn complex? [anika]

Why are they such nervous wrecks? [P]

Why are women so appealing? [Roland]

Or is it only when they're kneeling? [P]

A mathematician, Herr Von Blecks [Barrymore's Ghost]

Sings the praises of good sex [kt]

While, from Dover to Darjeeling [Roland]

Women lie back gently squealing [P]

Yet his paradigms perplex [loaf]

Cause his friends to rick their necks [Beefy]