Hidden By Hygiene Fairies
If only these kids knew what I
Had furtively placed in their pie
They'd never complain
Or express such disdain
When poisoning passes them by
If only these kids knew the price
Of pardoning popular vice
They'd surely refrain
When mentioning Cain
And wear a fresh latex device
If only these kids knew that you
Had fed them a porcupine stew
They'd surely cry: "God!
You're an evil old sod -
You'll get needled inside the next brew!"
If only the kids of today
Would just pack and move far away
They'd make our hearts sing
Mendelssohn's "Song of Spring"
And we'd whoop with joy every day
If only these kids knew that we
Would murder them all happily
They'd save their pale skins
From adults dire whims
By hatching their own hatchet spree
These kids they would then gruesomely
Take turns at the hole in the tree
But latex won't stop
Till their gonads go pop
And I'm stuck picking up the debris
| Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Roland, Beefy, p, P, fester, keith c, Anon.. |
| Poem finished: | 18th March 2003. |