Tendentious Reassurances
Another thousand syllables
Strewn about the lawn, trippingly
Delighting passers-by, dawdling
Until the doggy odoriferousness, choking
Reduces the throng to a trickle
And a muckle becomes just a mickle
Another mickle of plosives
Plastered by the pool, petulant
Bedeviling bystanders, blathering
Until the titular Terpsichorean, twirling
Dances them dumb with derision
And profusion becomes just provision
| Contributors: | Roland, Kansas Sam, Beefy, fatty. | 
| Poem finished: | 28th March 2003. |