Industrial-Strength Wrigley's
My Spiderman was killed by Zach
Oh woe my poor arachnid
Felled by deed a Zach did
While Mother was distracted
I'll get my little brother back
My flugelhorn was played by ear
Until a valve got stuck in
The other ear - 'twas sucked in
Both lobe and waxlike muck in
I'll get the rascal, never fear
My basketball was popped by nail
Planted near with malice
Mom then could not corral us
- too busy watching "Dallas"
So Zach got nailed, now Mom's in jail
Contributors: | Alex G, keith c, Kansas Sam, Beefy, Grayman. |
Poem finished: | 10th May 2003. |