The Spoonbill Generator

I guffaw but twice per night, [Apsley]

I ne'er can thrice ignite [Kansas Sam]

The loathsome pile of dingo shite [Apsley]

I hanker but twice per day, [Kansas Sam]

I ne'er can throw away [Beefy]

The photo that you took last May [Apsley]

I shower but twice per hour [Kansas Sam]

I ne'er can feel the power [Beefy]

Of hippiedom's odorous flower [Kansas Sam]

I nibble but twice per minute [Grayman]

I ne'er end a sentence "Innit?" [Beefy]

My teachers were always agin' it [Kansas Sam]

I disrobe but twice per year [Beefy]

I ne'er can pay my arrear [Kansas Sam]

I think I'll go and have a beer [Beery]