The Spoonbill Generator

How noble is the nobleman [mcb]

And how ignoble Barnes, [Hagfish]

Who lounges, reading mags and books, [Kansas Sam]

And wrestles with your arms [mcb]

How gentle is the gentleman [Hagfish]

And how ungentle Smythe, [mcb]

Who lounges, whistling at the girls [Kansas Sam]

Although he has a wife. [Tiger Spot]

How wonderful they all appear [Hagfish]

When spied on from afar [Kansas Sam]

But I'll sit here and sip my beer [Hagfish]

From this here Mason jar [Kansas Sam]