The Spoonbill Generator

Raggedy-Ann has a heroin habit [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

But dolls are accustomed to needles. [Hagfish]

The Cabbage Patch Kids are peddlin' their asses [Dael]

And Mickey Mouse is cutting wheedles [scientist]

Winnie the Pooh is setting up a meth lab [PC]

With Piglet as his dealer [Anon.]

The Three Little Pigs are cooking up crack [Anon.]

And Barbie, once paid, lets you feel her [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

Oh, for yesterday's lost innocence..... [scientist]

When Betty Boop did you for free! [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

This poem is rapidly losing all sense [scientist]

of decency and propriety [Kevin Andrew Murphy]