Epic Gorgonzola Quest
In China, once, an Emperor
Sat motionless, alone,
The Royal Chow's distemperer
was out of dragon bone
But in its lack, he had no plan
save the stone of Peng Lai
But that, he used with great elan
To hunt for the dragon-bone guy
The apothecary was out of town
Just past the Great Shar-Pei
The vet got his silk dressing gown
And a tube of Oil of Olay
He also got bone: the last of the stock
The empire thus was saved
from a flurry of bats in a ravenous flock
dressed as courtesans, wholey depraved.
| Contributors: | Kevin Andrew Murphy, yog, Kansas Sam, scientist, anon, Hagfish. |
| Poem finished: | 26th June 2003. |