Time and Four Fantastic Spoons
The Raiders of Gor had slavegirls galore and kept them all in chains
The wizard of Oz had no real cause but he blew out their brains
The Queen of Hearts put them on carts and wheeled them through the town
The Ace of Spades took them to Hades and there put them down!
The James T. of Kirk knew just how to work the---pauses--that drama---requires
While the brothers Tracy were getting spacy with all that hanging on wires
The blade runner stroked an electric cat and dreamed of a uniform sleep
And the Hag of Aurora in drag in fedora turned dawn into ninety black sheep.
I can't fathom why all those pigs in the sky defy all the physical laws
It's clear to me, though, why a cat in chapeau is the finest of Seussical draws
I've never found hake very good in a cake though they seem to be fine in paella
I cannot explain why the sun and the rain both require a dopey umbrella
Contributors: | Kevin Andrew Murphy, scientist, Grayman, Ruth, MaggieTurner, K. B. Benedict, Anon., Kansas Sam. |
Poem finished: | 8th July 2003. |