Mukluks Sometimes
My own dear love does seldom fart
He burps instead, and bless his heart,
He oft will close the toilet lid
but ne'er when he was a kid
Back then, he says, he missed the hole
And shamefully from the bathroom stole
but now he's careful to take aim
That was until his old age came
And in the nursing home, alas
He truly made a sorry splash
| Contributors: | Francine, Kansas Sam, Anon., Mr Nym, Karin, Nym. |
| Poem finished: | 17th July 2003. |