The Spoonbill Generator

A masterpiece will now unfold [Nym]

So seldom does this happen [Francine]

To all who listen will be told [Nym]

To get their toes a'tappin' [W]

A story true and, yet, quite strange [Nym]

Will shine in words that follow [Kansas Sam]

I once engaged in aberrations [Francine]

But truly, they rang hollow [Nym]

The aberrations were quite shocking [Karin]

my mother was quite scared [Anon.]

I dropped my pants and started mocking [Francine]

Mom's driving was impaired [Kansas Sam]

She gasped at the sight of pressed hams [Karin]

He flinched at the changing meter [Nym]

Thank the saints we both were spared [Francine]

He surely thought we cared [Nym]