Persnickety Girls
I once saw a doctor in Dayton
He specialised in matin'
He told me to dance
around in my pants
he called it fornicatin'
There was a young lad from timbuktoo
He doctor had given him dance advice, too
So he clicked his heels
and started to squeal
And came in his shoes, wouldn't you?
Once in a town named Wagga
I thought I'd engage in a shagga
But when looking for ladies
all i found were babies
So I sadly sheathed my dagger
enough of this macho swagger!
Contributors: | Kansas Sam, Nym, dwizz, Karin, Nym (Sam - huh??), Francine, Mr Nym, Anon.. |
Poem finished: | 17th July 2003. |