The Spoonbill Generator

I wish to call attention [Nym]

To the bunions on my left foot and the lug nut lodged [Francine]

in my bellybutton [Karin]

I want the world to know [Francine]

I was not always thus [Karin]

In fact once I was a handsome frog [Nym]

But then my third wife's sister, let's call her Flo [Francine]

An evil witch, you know the type [Nym]

Forced me to undergo a proctological exam [Francine]