The Spoonbill Generator

How oft in wet dreams do I walk [Francine]

While petting on my stalk [Anon.]

How oft in daydreams do I glide [Francine]

I'm glad my thing is long and wide [Anon.]

And yet it's not so wide or long [Francine]

As to be a useless schlong [Anon.]

So you think but you'd be wrong! [Karin]