The Spoonbill Generator

How softly do the dryads hump [Francine]

Nymphic bodies in the night [Nym]

Lightly brushing and touching each bump [Karin]

Elvish fantasies took flight! [Anon.]

Gliding sweetly thru the darkness [Karin]

Not even using condoms [Francine]

The trees were smooth and barkless [Nym]

We rode in antique hansoms [Francine]

Breathless we became as the cab crossed the cobbles [Anon.]

Our nether regions tingled from the bouncing of the chassis [Randy]

How stimulating when a hansom wobbles [Francine]

And you"re totally entwined with a handsome lassie. [Randy]