Separation Athletic
My love is sailing to Toledo
When he'll return I just don't know.
He often wears a Speedo
'Cause he's got a lot to show.
My love is skating to Toronto
No doubt he'll see some snow
But still he'll wear his Speedo
I begged him not to, though.
My love hopes that Vancouver
Will accomodate his Hoover
In his Speedo he'll maneuver
He's a shaker, not a mover.
My love is flying to Sandusky
In a sleigh, pulled by a Huskie
Whose pelt smells doggone musky
Not surprising for a Ruskie
My love is driving to Augusta
He's unsure, Georia or Maine?
This poem will never be the same.
| Contributors: | Francine, Karin, tonedeaf, Nym, F. |
| Poem finished: | 21st July 2003. |