The Spoonbill Generator

Oink on, you crazy pigman [Karin]

Or else play Chinese checkers [Francine]

I am your biggest fan [Karin]

I wonder who the heck is... [Anon.]

Babysitting your piglets [Francine]

Means diapering their hams [tonedeaf]

Are you eating giblets? [Francine]

(They're much tastier than yams) [Nym]

Bleat on, you insane sheepman [Francine]

The wool is firmly over your eyes [Nym]

Someone's breaking meter, man [Francine]

You tell outrageous lies! [Nym]

Woof on, you loopy dogface [Francine]

Your bark is far worse than your bite [Nym]

And remember, don't erase [Francine]

(Just paint over it with white) [Nym]