The Spoonbill Generator

I've never known a munchkin like you, Nadine. [Francine]

you are the goofiest thing i have ever seen [Anon.]

You like to wear striped hoopskirts and sombreros [Francine]

And a sporty golden ring in your nose. [Karin]

I've never known you to be guilty of snoring [F. (hello, K)]

(I would suggest that you are frequently boring.) [tonedeaf]

And yet there's something about your doughy face [Francine]

Between your ears there is an awful lot of space [Nym]

I've never known a gryphon like you, Marvin [Francine]

Your ribs show through - are you starving? [Nym]

And yet there's something about your cloven ass [Francine]

Enough to excitate the most demur lass [Nym]

I've never known you to be guilty of sneezing [Francine]

(I would comment that it is quite unpleasing) [Nym]

You like to wear red bluchers and pantyhose [Francine]

And pocket watches - three of those. [Nym]

I've never known a hunchback like you, Bertha [Francine]

Did you misspend your youth as a surfer? [Nym]

And yet there's something about your turtle beak [Francine]

It is appealing to my inner geek [Nym]

And now I must conclude this touching paean [Francine]

(Dedicated to my best friend Ian) [Nym]

And yet there's something about this doggerel [Francine]

It's almost enough to defrock a girl [Nym]