Planets of Repeated Sincerity
(limerick) There was a young maiden from Venus
Who took all her clothes to the cleaners
Including her bras
So bare to the arse
That the counter man pulled out his penis
There was a young lad from Jupiter
Who said to his pal, "You did dupe her
Into thinking you were
A him not a her
Coud she really have been any stupider?
There was an young virgin from Poland
Who dreamed of being with Roland
But then when she thought
She had her man caught
Turned out 'twas a lesbian Golem
There was an old spinster from Mars
Who like to get freaky with cars
She'd straddle the shifter
And some passing drifter
Would swear he'd heard screams from the stars
An ageing but powerful chimp
Had a pecker quite long and yet limp
His chum (name of Tony)
Then pulled on his bony
And a rubber mask, yes, he's a gimp!
Should man ever visit Uranus?
If we did, we'd find things to detain us
We'd better not go
'Cause there's beings, you know,
Who could pull out your face through your anus
Could people make love on the moon?
Would lack of weight be a real boon?
Can you get the right place?
No, not there; that's my face
Now that's the end of the moon!
Irritatingly somnolent badgers
Can't pull on Neptunian tadgers
They lack the finesse
For astral caress
And fall asleep scratching their nadgers
I once met a sailor from Pluto
Who had three pink hands and a blue toe
His touch was divine
but I did draw the line
"Sorry, Squid Bud, I don't do toe"
Contributors: | Francine, Nym, Nym(ha- rhyme with that!), Stephanie, Little ol' me, archaeopteryx, snoodmeister, Beefy, snood, F, snoods, tonedeaf, stephanie, asdf. |
Poem finished: | 21st July 2003. |