The Spoonbill Generator

Ants are smart, oh they're smart, oh they think they're so smart [asdf]

And they march, oh they march, yes they march from the start [Nym]

Of their race with that not-so-smart hare [asdf]

Hares are fast, oh they're fast, oh they know that they're fast [Nym]

They run so fast they ran right of this page and so concludes our tale [Francine]