Don't Do Never
Never tip a robot waiter
Never whistle in an elevator.
Never surf upon a xylophone
Never eat a tidal zone
Never boogie in a crater
Do, though, listen to your bowels
Do enunciate your vowels
Do phone your mother now and then
Do keep practising your zen
Do change your towels
Never polka on a table
Never dig up Betty Grable
Never wear your Mother's trousers
Never watch that show of Bowser's
Never climb the tower of Babel
Do, though, keep your Karma clean
Do cultivate the java bean
Do advocate for Ovaltine
Do medicate your ailing spleen
Do as told, and not as seen
Never paint your lashes yellow
Never steal Bill Cosby's jello
Never rot when you can mellow
Never steal your best friend's fellow
Never whisper, always bellow
Do, though, pull my finger, do
Do aspire to be a singer, too
Do close your mouth when you chew
Do be nice to the kangaroo
Do make me say "halloo"
| Contributors: | dodo, Karin, Nym, Kansas Sam, Francine, F. |
| Poem finished: | 23rd July 2003. |