Dig it, Bonobos
Fried mice and ferret stew
Ovaltine and pots of glue
Toasted fleas and roasted cork
Don't forget to bring your spork.
Roasted moles and aardvark quiche
Broiled toes and jellied geese
Metal shavings and pillow fluff
I never can get enough
Scrambled pegs and iced bonobos
Yucky bits found up my nose
Concrete soup and paper biscuits
Flambeed camels and whatisits
Turds and hay, rubble and beak
Crotch cheese and a wilted leek
Offal crumble, chocolate mustard
An orangutan and a bustard
Pepper pudding, worm tortillas
Instant oatmeal, quesadillas
Oily rags and paint thinner
Do make a most lucullan dinner
Contributors: | Nym, F, Karin, N, Francine. |
Poem finished: | 23rd July 2003. |