The Spoonbill Generator

You may think that it's time for a rhyme [Nym]

But you surely have lead in your head [Nym]

You sabotaging scamp, you nasty brat [F]

You invaded my camp, and stole my hat! [Nym]

You may think it's time for a boink [F]

But you surely have lox in your socks [Beefy]

You Satyrical oaf, you loathsome dolt [tonedeaf]

Your folly exeeds that of Caffeine Free Jolt [asdf]

You may think it's time for amazement [JC]

But you surely have hops in your tops [Kansas Sam]

You Bunburyesque wretch, you canoodling lowlife [JC]

That was no lady, that was my wife! [Karin]

You may think that it's time for arrhythmia [asdf]

But you surely have beats in your feets [snood]

You wayfaring goof, you quarrelsome git [Nym]

Your underwear must be re-knit! [JC]

You may think it's time for a yard sale [Kansas Sam]

But you surely have Czechs on your decks [JC]

You bumbling twerp, you pitiful turd [Nym]

You odorous burp, you four-letter word [Kansas Sam]

You may think that it's time for the end [Nym]

But you surely have flaps in your knaps [JC]

You fflattering fool, you pandering pimp [Kevin Andrew Murphy]

You maladied mule, you shrivelling shrimp [Kansas Sam]

You may think that it's time for arugula [JC]

But you surely are dull in the skull [Nym]

You nattering neigh, you slathering slug [Kansas Sam]

You scabrous dodo, you blithering bug [Francine]

You may think that it's time for a rhyme [Nym]

But surely you jest in your nest [F]

You pestilent twit, you cow-tipping bumpkin [Nym]

You light-dimly-lit, you Halloween squash [Kansas Sam]