Sleep Will Not Be Heard
I really need to get some sleep
You mustn't; the fun is getting started
joy oh joy, I just farted
Egads! Now we're in too deep.
I truly need to rest my head
it feels like it's pumped full of lead
My oh my, where's my bed
You must spoonbill with us instead
I need to grab those forty winks
Settle instead for several blinks
Gosh oh gosh, it's a jinx
The way you egg me on, you minx
I am obliged to take a nap
You can't; we've just begun to rap
Why oh why, must you snap?
Relax, it was a mere mishap
I feel the need to close my eyes
You mustn't. And suspend those sighs
See, oh see, I cannot rise
You're telling me a pack of lies.
Contributors: | Karin, Francine, Anon., Nym, F. |
Poem finished: | 24th July 2003. |