Every Phrase Yodelled by Wagner
Parsifal was bleeding from the gramophone
Heck, who knew that Bakelite is inedible?
The needle scratched like a flea-ridden hound
But at least the motor put a spring in his step
Boing!
The noise left the audience shocked, stunned
Nothing had prepared them for this
What, they wondered, was Wagner saying?
Was he mocking them from his grave?
The fat lady sang!
| Contributors: | Nym, Kansas Sam, Anon.. |
| Poem finished: | 25th July 2003. |