The Spoonbill Generator

Will Oceans Devour the Unforeseen Goats?

The rains had not come that year [Nym]

Once-fertile soils had turned to dust [poet]

The parched earth blistered [Nym]

A cracked and lifeless crust [poet]

And so, the People asked the Shaman, [Kansas Sam]

What sacrifices should we make? [Beefy]

"A virgin and two goats, [td]

And half a pound of hake" [Beefy]

Three goats were found, one pure as snow, [Kansas Sam]

A second grey, the third one soiled. [tonedeaf]

But hake did not abound [Kansas Sam]

Most virgins had been spoiled. [tonedeaf]

The villagers began to fret [Francine]

There seemed no sign of hope [Nym]

But then stepped forth the Shaman [Francine (hi, all)]

And stood high upon a slope [Anon.]

"Forget the goats and virgin, I--" [Francine]

Made a small mistake [Kansas Sam]

I misunderstood the spirits [Francine]

"They do not care for hake" [Nym (hi all)]


Contributors: Nym, poet, Kansas Sam, Beefy, td, tonedeaf, Francine, Francine (hi, all), Anon., Nym (hi all).
Poem finished: 26th July 2003.