The Spoonbill Generator

If starfish wore shoes [Nym]

My footwear shop might thrive. [td]

If piggies had wings [Francine]

Would bacon still survive? [Nym]

If beavers could flute [Anon.]

My orchestra might stun [Francine]

If deer could Frisbee [Anon.]

Would they think it fun? [Nym]

If geese would foxtrot [Anon.]

I wouldn't lack a partner [Francine]

If snails could raffle [Anon.]

They'd rip off every boxtop [F]

If lions had wheels [Anon.]

They wouldn't need their paws [F]

If crayfish could bunt [Anon.]

Tampa could use a player [anon]

If cod had hammocks [Anon.]

They'd sleep more comfortably. [Karin]