Wish To Be
"It wasn't meant to be," the woman sobbed.
"I was so hoping that the turtle would be purple"
"And that Monica would never ever slurp Bill"
"And that Al Gore's hair transplant looked better"
"All hope is gone," the woman burbled.
"I'm outfoxed and under-gerbiled."
"Now you see why I'm disturbuled"
"I think I'll leave this town and get suburbled."
"That was a good one!", the old woman giggled.
"Such is my fate", the woman resigned
To move into Levittown lickedy-split.
And pray all my furbelows will fit in the den
And everyone stop beating a dead horse,
| Contributors: | tonedeaf, Francine, Dassn't Say, Anon., td, Kansas Sam. |
| Poem finished: | 27th July 2003. |